instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.
You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.
im laughing what how are there more blogs than posts
that means that there are at least 52 million blogs without a single post
…update: my sources are informing me that million and billion are not the same thing
one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like
GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW
Males just have no respect anymore.
And it continues because I called him out on tumblr. And he has the nerve to ask me to take it down.
I also woke up to find two pictures of him pulling his cheeks apart, bragging how it only got four notes.
How fucking pleasant.
And his URL is wild-boyyy in case anyone wanted to know.
tumblr user wild-boyyy has some riveting argumentative skills.
one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos
and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album
and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot
it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this
well im not artist but u get it
