instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
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hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
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my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
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Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.
You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.
(Source: we-should-fuck-now-that-i, via darkmarionettex)
im laughing what how are there more blogs than posts
that means that there are at least 52 million blogs without a single post
…update: my sources are informing me that million and billion are not the same thing
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one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like
GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW
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one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos
and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album
and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot
it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this
well im not artist but u get it
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